Joke pattern pertaining to different economic systems
Various scenarios involving two cows have been used as metaphors in economic satire.
"You have two cows" is a political analogy and form of early 20th century American political satire to describe various economic systems of government. The setup of a typical joke of this kind is the assumption that the listener lives within a given system and has two cows, a very relatable occupation across countries and national boundaries. The punch line is what happens to the listener and the cows in the system; it offers a brief and humorous take on the subject or locale.
A newer variant of the joke cycle compares different peoples and countries.
them again. Youhave five cows. The Russian Mafia shows up and takes however many cowsyouhave. Californian company: Youhave a million cows. Most of them...
Empire. Cows routinely lie down and can easily regain their footing unless sick or injured. Scientific studies have been conducted to determine if cow tipping...
"Don't have a cow, man!", and "I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?". However, with the exception of "¡Ay, caramba!", these hallmarks have been retired...
scope, extent and status of cows throughout ancient India is a subject of debate. According to D. N. Jha, cattle, including cows, were neither inviolable...
cows and the other player has more than three cows, only the player with three cows is allowed to fly A win occurs if one opponent has just twocows or...
five red cows were imported from the United States and transferred to a breeding farm in a West Bank settlement. Rabbis consider the cows kosher for...
parlours except they have only one set of milking cups to be shared between the two rows of cows, as one side is being milked the cows on the other side...
due to the practice of feeding meat-and-bone meal to young calves of dairy cows. Cases are suspected based on symptoms and confirmed by examination of the...
killing and eating of cows. Hinduism prohibits cow beef known as Go-Maans in Hindi. Bovines have a sacred status in India especially the cow, due to their provision...
Kapsyljakt med Anki och Pytte review "You build cone cows" Åbergs ABC[permanent dead link] "a little book about cone cows, small fears, swarming helicopters...
figure of about 1.5 million of 9 million dairy cows are being treated with rBST, or about 17% of cows nationally. Greater use of three-times-per-day milking:...
non-rBST-treated cows. Milk that advertises that it comes from cows not treated with rBST, is required to state this finding on its label. Cows receiving rBGH...
"I wandered lonely as a cow" until Dorothy told him "William, you can't put that" occasionally finds its way into print. Two important tourist attractions...
unfortified, almond milk has less vitamin D than fortified cows' milk; in North America, cows' milk must be fortified with vitamin D, but vitamins are added...
The cow protection movement is a predominantly Hindu religion and political movement aiming to protect cows, whose slaughter has been broadly opposed...
Henry Cow were an English experimental rock group, founded at the University of Cambridge in 1968 by multi-instrumentalists Fred Frith and Tim Hodgkinson...
either under their own name or their YouTube channel name. This list excludes people who, despite having a YouTube presence, are primarily known for...
that they're working on a sequel for Cow Belles. Taylor (Alyson Michalka) and Courtney Callum (Amanda Michalka) are two thoroughly spoiled yet well-intentioned...
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